The Blumpy

The Blumpy

Marianne Toilet –

I know a girl who’s sexy at 550 pounds.

She’ll pop her zits and use the puss as lube to rub around.

She doesn’t care if you make fun of her and call her names

‘Cause she’s the Blumpy, though she’s clumpy she’s still getting laid!

 

The Blumpy –

Oh yeah! You wanna suck on my pancake nipples?? Feels so good!!

 

Marianne Toilet –

She’s got type 2 diabetes but she just doesn’t care

She’ll take her flabby ass and shake it around in the air

She’ll suck your dick while you’re on the toilet taking a shit

‘Cause her priority is making sure your dick is wet!

 

She’s the Blumpy and she’s kind of disgusting

The Blumpy –

Come on baby suck on my titties!

Marianne Toilet –

But she’s also kind of inspirational

The Blumpy –

I like the penis in my mouth!

 

Marianne Toilet and Cami Traumatic –

The Blumpy

The clumpy Blumpy

The Blumpy –

Hey that’s me!

Marianne Toilet and Cami Traumatic –

The clumpy Blumpy’s frumpy

The Blumpy –

Me again!

 

Marianne Toilet –

She’s having sex with way more than one person every day

She probably has more STD’s than Ernest Hemingway

Cami Traumatic –

What?

Marianne Toilet –

Ernest killed himself because he contracted syphilis

Cami Traumatic –

Awwwwww!

Marianne Toilet –

I sincerely hope the Blumpy doesn’t die like this

Cami Traumatic –

Right?!?

 

The Blumpy –

Oh yeah! Suck on my toesie-woesies! Can you taste the fungus? Ha ha ha ha!

 

Marianne Toilet –

The Blumpy is a diva just because she says it’s so

She thinks that sexy is measured by the way she can blow

This is a message to all the girls who think they’re too fat

Sexy is as sexy does I hope the Blumpy taught you that

 

Marianne Toilet and Cami Traumatic –

She’s the Blumpy and she’s an inspiration

The Blumpy –

Come on baby fuck my face!

Marianne Toilet and Cami Traumatic –

But she’s also kind of gross!

 

The Blumpy –

I went to the church to pray to Jesus! I got down on my knees, I got down on my knees for Jesus! And I looked up and Jesus, and there he was. And he was… hung! And he was almost completely naked!!!

And I looked at Jesus and I said JESUS!!!…

I’m gonna suck that dick!

And he said…

“What?”

And I said I’m gonna suck that dick Jesus!

And Jesus said “Don’t you suck my dick that’s a sin!” And I said Jesus I’m gonna suck you’re dick!

And Jesus said “Do not suck my dick.” And I said I’m gonna suck your dick. And Jesus said “Don’t suck my dick!” And I said I’m gonna suck your dick!!! And Jesus said “Don’t suck my dick!” And I said…

Sounds of the Blumpy sucking Jesus’ dick

And Jesus came inside me!!!

 

I’ll Fly Away

Choir –

I’ll fly away, fly away, Oh Glory
I’ll fly away; (in the morning)
When I die, Hallelujah, by and by,
I’ll fly away (I’ll fly away).

 

When the shadows of this life have gone,
I’ll fly away;
Like a bird from prison bars has flown,
I’ll fly away (I’ll fly away)

 

I’ll fly away, fly away, Oh Glory
I’ll fly away; (in the morning)
When I die, Hallelujah, by and by,
I’ll fly away (I’ll fly away).

 

Just a few more weary days and then,
I’ll fly away;
To a land where joy shall never end,
I’ll fly away (I’ll fly away)

 

I’ll fly away, fly away, Oh Glory
I’ll fly away; (in the morning)
When I die, Hallelujah, by and by,
I’ll fly away (I’ll fly away).

 

I’ll fly away, fly away, Oh Glory
I’ll fly away; (in the morning)
When I die, Hallelujah, by and by,
I’ll fly away (I’ll fly away).